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Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 14, 2007

An 80 year old man


An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son.

Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"

The Son replied "It is a crow".

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"

The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?"

At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?"

This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born.

On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-

"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".

While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

So..

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".

Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.

Kindest regards,

Dora Isidore

Ferco Seating Systems (M) Sdn Bhd (253650-W)
No 7, Jalan Sungai Besar 26/7, Section 26,
40400, Shah Alam, Selangor Darul Ehsan, Malaysia.
Tel : (603) 5191 3233 Fax : (603) 5192 9313 Mobile : (6012) 288 3346
www.fercoseating.com
My Skype User Name: doraferco

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

民主政治

老師給小明一篇作業〝什麼是民主政治〞,
他跑去問老爸,老爸想了就說:這也不難,
像我每天努力工作賺錢養你們,我就是財團,
我賺的錢全被你媽拿走了,所以你媽媽就是政府,
我們合力來養你所以你就是我們的人民,
你哥哥整天游手好閒到處闖禍,是個壞人,
但是他女朋友乖巧可愛,是好人,
咱家菲庸每天做家事很辛苦,她就是勞工,
至於你剛滿週歲的弟弟年紀還小,他就是我們的未來!
這樣你懂了吧?

小明似懂非懂,就開始寫報告去了。
到了深夜,仍想不出來,忽然聽到弟弟房裡傳來哭聲,
跑過去看,原來弟弟拉大便,他就趕快去找媽媽,
但是媽媽卻沉睡不醒,他又跑去找菲庸,
卻見爸爸正壓在菲庸身上一起一伏忙得很,只好去找哥哥,
原來哥哥正趴在女友身上,也在做和爸爸一樣的事。

小明也沒辦法,只好回房去寫報告....
容如下:當財團在欺壓勞工,壞人在壓迫好人時,
人民束手無策,政府卻又沉睡不醒 。
所以,我們的未來~充滿了大便!!

Sunday, March 25, 2007

纯真的心

有一个小镇很久没有下雨了,令当地农作物损失惨重,於是牧师把大家集合起来,准备在教堂里开一个祈求降雨的祷告会

会众中有一个小女孩, 因个子太小,几乎没有人看得到她,但她也来参加祈雨祷告会。

就在这时侯,牧师注意到小女孩所带来的东西,激动地在台上指著她说:「那位小妹妹很让我感动!」於是大家顺著他手指的方向看了过去。

牧师接著说:「我们今天来祷告祈求上帝降雨,可是整个会堂中,只有她一个人今天带著雨伞!」大家仔细一看,果然,她的座位旁挂了一把红色的小雨伞; 这时大家沉静了一下,紧接而来的,是一阵掌声与泪水交织的美景。

有时我们不得不说:小孩子其实一点都不「小」,他 (她)们其实很「大」!他(她)们的爱心很大!他 (她)们的信心很大!

小孩的心

有一位单身女子刚搬了家,她发现隔壁住了一户穷人家, 一个寡妇与两个小孩子。

有天晚上,那一带忽然停了电,那位女子只好自己点起了蜡烛。没一会儿,忽然听到有人敲门。

原来是隔壁邻居的小孩子,只见他紧张地问:「阿姨,请问你家有蜡烛吗?」

女子心想:「他们家竟穷到连蜡烛都没有吗?千万别借他们,免得被他们依赖了! 」

於是,对孩子吼了一声说:「没有!」

正当她准备关上门时,那穷小孩展开关爱的笑容说:「我就知道你家一定没有!」 说完,竟从怀里拿出两根蜡烛,说:「妈妈和我怕你一个人住又没有蜡烛,所以我带两根来送你。」

此刻女子自责、感动得热泪盈眶,将那小孩子紧紧地拥在怀里.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tree of Knowledge



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